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THE DOOR TO THE HOSPITAL ROOM OPENED AND DR. ANGIE BENNETT walked in. “Marcus, we haven’t seen you for a few months. What brings you to the emergency room this evening?”

Before Marcus could answer, she picked up the chart at the end of the bed. “Well, well,” she stated with a little too much exuberance. “You have three broken ribs, third-degree burns on your feet, and also frostbite on both feet. I can honestly say I have never seen that combination. Looks like the nurses have already treated the burns and frostbite. There is nothing we can do about the broken ribs except to keep your chest wrapped with an Ace bandage,” she said looking at the medical chart. “The admitting nurse usually writes an explanation of how the injuries occurred, but that space is blank,” the doctor continued. ...

...Continued in the Spring 2005 Issue of Breakthrough.

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